Words To Know To Help You Win The Game
This list will continue to grow and evolve. By no means do we endorse some of these gross acts and they will probably cause you to breakup and/or get sick. This is strictly to entertain and help you win the game! Feel free to send us your words and definitions you feel should be on here!
The term blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"
Cock and Ball Torture can also be cock and ball teasing. Playing with a man's scrotum can be painful or pleasurable. The goal of BDSM is to make CBT both painful and pleasurable.
"My buddy Fonz is a real freak, he told me he loves him some CBT."
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
"Jim wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom."
The term 'Dirty Sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a shit moustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.
“Tom thought it would be funny to give Gina a dirty sanchez. Gina didn’t laugh. Gina and Tom are no longer together. Don't be a Tom."
For one to insert a finger or fingers into a female’s vagina for sexual pleasure.
"My girlfriend an I were finger banging last night and we both came."
A slut, whore, skank, or tramp
"Abra is such a floozy, she's done the whole football team!"
This is simply the act of peeing on someone during sex. It is also known as "water sports," which is why when you Google image search that, you get pictures of people smiling on jet skis mixed in with middle aged dudes peeing on girls. Welcome to the Internet!
"Lisa was soaked in golden showers from the other members of the orgy. She felt like she had drank gallons of the tangy liquid."
Hair of The Dog
An alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover rememdy. The phrase comes from the expression "hair of the dog that bit you", meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it. In ancient times it was literally used to say that if a dog were to bite you, putting the dog's hair into the wound would heal it. "Like cures like". This hangover remedy is not recommended because a) it leads to a bad habit of drinking during the day and b)it doesn't really work very well. Still, this method works about as well as most other hangover remedies.
Steve: Man, I'm really paying for all those keg stands I did last night.
Tony: Yeah, I'm hurting too. Hair of the dog?
Steve: Why not, man. We got a few beers left in the fridge.
Impact play is when one partner hits the other for sexual gratification, such as spanking, whipping or other punishments.
"My girlfriend wanted to try impact play last night and I was stocked! She failed to mention it was ME who was going to be spanked. Needless to say, my ass is sore today."
When a man shoots his load around a woman’s neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after jacking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. She pretends to enjoy it but only because it's better than getting the load in the mouth.
"He was about to cum in my mouth but instead gave me a pearl necklace, it was a narrow escape!"
Poor Man's Speedball
Smoking marijuana and drinking caffeine at the same time.
(Pot and caffeine vs. heroin and cocaine in a real speedball.)
"This poor man's speedball is just what I needed to clear this hangover."
Slang term for what hot Asian girls call their own vagina while talking dirty during sex. Similar to the use of the word "pussy".
"Enter big dick in my punami- oh yeah, me love you long time."
An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate.
"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
A bit of trapped air that escapes out of the vagina. Like a fart but without the smell.
"John and I were going it at so hard last night that I started queefing during the middle of it."
A lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vagina's together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also, what every guy imagines lesbian sex to be.
"I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Ellen and Anne get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began scissoring that I realized I had just creamed in my pants."
A residual drug or alcohol phenomenon in which, during a period after a heavy binge, only a small amount of the recently-abused substance is needed to re-activate your buzz. So named after what happens in the shower when you "rinse and repeat": only a tiny bit of shampoo is needed the second time around to achieve a full sudsy lather.
1. "Man, I've only had one bloody mary and I feel buzzed!"
2. "Shampoo effect, dude. You were blasted last night."
The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear, odorless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so you’re lucky if you can!
"Dang Gina, you squirted all over my new sheets!"
Slang word for a vagina
"Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat."
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. drinking so much that you can't ejackulate during sex
"I had sex for over an hour last night because Jake drank so much and had a whiskey dick."
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